next to the last true romantic

My apologies for the exceedingly late posting, and for the quality of the finished product. Writing this was like pulling teeth, for reasons I can't quite figure out. You should go check out the artwork by amber1960 right over here. She's done quite a few lovely pieces and deserves your praise.

Beta thanks go to the fantastic sycophantastic and darkjediqueen, who both put up with a lot of stalling and whining from me every time this story didn't go the way I wanted it to.



Title: Scheherazade of the Super Eight
Author: pyrebi
Artist: amber1960
Pairing(s): Extremely mild Dean/Castiel.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 17k
Warnings: Fairytale-style madness and unrealistically quick fixes, forced imprisonment, general malice, one bout of non-lethal violence, offscreen deaths.
Notes: Goes massively AU after mid-s6; loosely based on the frame tale of One Thousand and One Nights.

Summary: Dean doesn't know why angels keep recruiting him for impossible tasks. But they do, and now he's apparently the last chance heaven has--not only against Raphael, but against a dangerously unhinged Castiel. Oh yeah, and he has to do it all from the confines of a 10'x16' motel room that doesn't even exist.

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( This is the story of a thousand stories. )
(part two)

Title: Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done
Author: pyrebi
Fandom/Genre: Supernatural AU
Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 15k
Warnings: Gleeful profanity, rampant rom-com scenarios, and a decided lack of porn.

Artist: sijay
Art link: Art Masterlist

Summary: In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.



This fic is based off of three different prompts from comment_fic 's AU day, all of them from sycophantastic :

1) Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, romantic comedy
2) Dean/Castiel, Cas is a librarian
3) Sam/Gabriel, they meet for the first time in a candy shop

Happy reading!

Title: Super Special Doomsday Cult #15
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3360
Spoilers: Through 5.22 Swan Song; all of Stonehenge Apocalypse
Pairings: Background Dean/Cas, Dean/Jacob UST (brb loling forever)
Notes: Oh look, a Stonehenge Apocalypse crossover employing some rather overused tropes. Also contains mentions of robot heads. You've been warned.
Summary: Dr. Jacob Glaser wakes up completely naked with two rather large men looming over him. He really misses his quiet life of late-night conspiracy radio shows.

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( Well, he doesn't "wake up" so much as "begin to exist again." )

THIS IS SOLELY THE FAULT OF callowyn , OKAY? SHE LINKED ME TO THIS ON MY POST WHERE I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME OTHER JIMMY/AMELIA STORY AND PLANTED THE SEED. AND THEN I TOOK A REALLY CRACKY PROMPT AND TRIED TO MAKE IT ALL SERIOUS-LIKE. AND THIS HAPPENED.

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Title: we're bound to be close to the sea
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Characters: Jimmy, Amelia, Claire, Castiel, Dean, Sam
Spoilers: Through 5.22.
Warnings: It's a seafaring AU. There are pirate ships.
Summary: When Jimmy Novak is press ganged into service on the HMS Grace, he leaves behind a family who never expect to see him alive again.

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( They weren't sea-people, she and Jimmy and Claire. )

Set in some kind of, I don’t know, crazy alternate universe. NO, IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE AND I DON’T CARE. And unreckless  made me do it. I guess.

WARNINGS: Crackity crack crack. And I say “fuck” a lot. And also I subscribe to poor character development a la a fairytale.

Title: Something About Toads
Rating: PG-13 for content
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: ~3200
Warnings: Crack, a lot of language, mild AU in that this whole Lucifer mess isn't going on.
Summary: There's something about a toad, and about a purple moon, and about a gay freakout, and then there's the happy ending.

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( I wish I couldn't be held responsible for this. )

Title: Nothing Matters But the Part with the Numbers
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1300
Characters: Sam, Dean, Trickster
Pairing: None
Spoilers: 3.11 Mystery Spot
Status: Complete
Summary: It would be almost frighteningly easy to step away from a time loop and simply...forget about it for a bit. Not on purpose, of course, but you know how things come up. And while it may only be a little while for the demigod creator, that could be forever in the mind of the only human who doesn't reset.

 

So I’m pretty sure this idea’s been done to death. But I still wanna, you know? Just so I can go “yay, I wrote apocafic!” and all. And if there was ever a better time to do it in the SPN canon, I don’t know. Hope you enjoy!

Title: wooden nickle's pride
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Spoilers: 3.16 No Rest for the Wicked
Status: Complete
Summary: He almost stopped then and there, once he saw what was happening. It was enough to give him pause, even with the overarching goal of retrieving Dean from hell looming.