next to the last true romantic

Title: Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done
Author: pyrebi
Fandom/Genre: Supernatural AU
Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 15k
Warnings: Gleeful profanity, rampant rom-com scenarios, and a decided lack of porn.

Artist: sijay
Art link: Art Masterlist

Summary: In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.



This fic is based off of three different prompts from comment_fic 's AU day, all of them from sycophantastic :

1) Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, romantic comedy
2) Dean/Castiel, Cas is a librarian
3) Sam/Gabriel, they meet for the first time in a candy shop

Happy reading!

Title: Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch... (The Less Epic of the Angel/Winchester Romances Simmers)
Rating: R for language and sexual themes
Word Count: 2,500 combined
Spoilers: Vague through 5.22
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Notes: Three separate short fics featuring Sam/Gabriel. They're not connected, except by Sam's pissiness and Gabriel's charming dickishness and my own perception of the ship. All were written for x_shorty1013_x over the past few weeks--two at comment_fic and one on Twitter.
Summary:
1) First Sam and Gabriel are creeping on a county fair and passive-aggressively eating ice cream.
2) Then there's sex. Sorta.
3) And then Sam meets the kids. Well, a kid. A really fucking huge sea-serpent of a kid.

( -dramatic music here- )

Title: over and under and up and out
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 660
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel
Spoilers: Through 5.22.
Warnings: None?
Notes: Originally written for x_shorty1013_x over at comment_fic for their "futuristic" themed day. Prompt was "Supernatural, Sam/Gabriel, hover-car ride (because who doesn't like hover-cars?)"
Summary: The twenty-first century is boring. Hell, the twenty-first century doesn't have hovercars. So Gabriel decides a small vacation is in order.

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( "No fun," Gabriel chides. "Here we are, in the future, riding in a flying car, and you wanna do things the boring way." )

THIS IS SOLELY THE FAULT OF callowyn , OKAY? SHE LINKED ME TO THIS ON MY POST WHERE I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME OTHER JIMMY/AMELIA STORY AND PLANTED THE SEED. AND THEN I TOOK A REALLY CRACKY PROMPT AND TRIED TO MAKE IT ALL SERIOUS-LIKE. AND THIS HAPPENED.

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Title: we're bound to be close to the sea
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Characters: Jimmy, Amelia, Claire, Castiel, Dean, Sam
Spoilers: Through 5.22.
Warnings: It's a seafaring AU. There are pirate ships.
Summary: When Jimmy Novak is press ganged into service on the HMS Grace, he leaves behind a family who never expect to see him alive again.

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( They weren't sea-people, she and Jimmy and Claire. )

So I didn't actually feel like getting out of bed today. Even just to sit at my computer. I just wanted to stay horizontal. So I pulled out my old piece-of-shit barely-functional laptop and started dicking about in my old folders. Discovered a ton of old fics and original stuff, including 9k words of a single Smallville fic and half a dozen other Clarky bits, an unfinished Enchanted fic, what has got to be the most awful, painfully-written SPN Christmas AU ever (hey, it was a prompt, okay?), a bunch of 2002-2005 anime and LotR stuff, a bit of a Superman Returns fic, five different unfinished Harry Potter things, a tidbit of an idea from Pirates of the Caribbean, something for Garth Nix's Old Kingdom trilogy (set after Sabriel), six lines of some BtVS crack, a smattering of Doctor Who nonsense, and a ton of SPN splats that just never took off.

Most of it is shit, including anything written pre-2007/2008. But some of it I was all "aw, that's not so bad, it coulda had potential!" to, so I'm gonna put pieces of the not-awful ones here. I don't think many people read my journal, but if you do and you read something you wanna see, y'know, actually finished, let me know. I kinda would like to pick some of these threads back up.

( Five bits of Supernatural, four snippets of Doctor Who, and a one-off chunk of Enchanted. )

Aaaand that's all I'm going to post. Everything else... -grimaces-

For Victoria, of course. Who I <4, obviously. Ahaha, I thought I was gonna die when you said "Psychic Pamela Aqualung."


Title: Playlist Trio (Rootless Tree, Coconut Skins, Aqualung)
Rating: PG-13 for non-graphic sex and language
Word Count: 328, 287, and 194 words, respectively.
Characters: Dean, fantasy!Lisa, Psychic Pamela, passing mentions of others
Pairing: Dean/fantasy!Lisa (in Coconut Skins only)
Spoilers: General season four.
Status: Complete
Summary: Three very short fics that took a combined total of an hour, all of which were prompted by unreckless  and her iTunes playlist. A study of Dean's mental resistance to being a vessel of God, fantasies and half-formed regrets on the open road, and the development of Pamela's powers.

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( Under the cut, yo. )

Title: Theories Of
Rating: PG
Characters: Ten, Rose, Jack
Word Count: 1500
Spoilers: Through the third series of the new run, perhaps a bit for Torchwood.
Status: Complete
Notes: Inspired in part by

aibhinn  's request in the OT3 ficathon.
Summary: He stared. She stared. He was glad he was already sitting.