next to the last true romantic

Title: Start Quoting Shakespeare and We're Done
Author: pyrebi
Fandom/Genre: Supernatural AU
Pairing(s): Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 15k
Warnings: Gleeful profanity, rampant rom-com scenarios, and a decided lack of porn.

Artist: sijay
Art link: Art Masterlist

Summary: In which Dean has the hots for a librarian named Cas, Cas may or may not have the hots for a mechanic named Dean, and Gabriel joins Sam in the peanut gallery in the hopes that he might just get to do a horizontal tango of his own.



This fic is based off of three different prompts from comment_fic 's AU day, all of them from sycophantastic :

1) Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, romantic comedy
2) Dean/Castiel, Cas is a librarian
3) Sam/Gabriel, they meet for the first time in a candy shop

Happy reading!

Twenty minutes before my fail-this-and-you-don't-graduate comprehensive exam, and the last thing I have to review (and the one thing I totally forgot about until just turning to it in my notes) is Song of Myself.

And so life comes full circle, and I once again must say:

WALT WHITMAN, I HATE YOU WITH THE BURNING FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS. YOU FUCKER.

-flees to comps-

Dear Walt Whitman,

DIAF.

Fuck you,
Bea

Postscript - I guess you can just escape with some minor second-degree burns, Dickinson. But watch yourself.