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Title: Negotiating with Terrorists (and Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures)
Rating: PG-13 for language and mild sexual situations
Word Count: 3850
Characters: Everybody and their mother; Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 5.22. Oh god, so many spoilers.
Warnings: Lots of angel names. You could win off this fic if you were playing s5 Loose Ends Bingo. Crackishness?
Summary: Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
( Heaven is just as much of a mess as Castiel had feared it would be. Angelic riots are burning their way through all of the 2nd century AD deaths, and there are millions of perplexed Romans whose memories of catacomb church services and heated bathhouses suddenly became filled with Enochian profanities. )
Rating: PG-13 for language and mild sexual situations
Word Count: 3850
Characters: Everybody and their mother; Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Through 5.22. Oh god, so many spoilers.
Warnings: Lots of angel names. You could win off this fic if you were playing s5 Loose Ends Bingo. Crackishness?
Summary: Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
( Heaven is just as much of a mess as Castiel had feared it would be. Angelic riots are burning their way through all of the 2nd century AD deaths, and there are millions of perplexed Romans whose memories of catacomb church services and heated bathhouses suddenly became filled with Enochian profanities. )
