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Title: Hot Iron and the Diver
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Word Count: ~1300
Warnings: CRACK. Also a superhero!AU wherein they totally fight crime. Kind of. In a fashion.
Prompt: From theyfightcrime.org: "He's a fiendish misogynist waffle chef on the wrong side of the law. [He]'s an orphaned cigar-chomping pearl diver with only [him]self to blame. They fight crime!"
Summary: After the death of their sidekick, Cas has fled from Dean and his life of crimefighting to work in a Waffle House in Bumfuck, Indiana. This career path is about as satisfying as it sounds.
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( No Waffle House has ever been glamorous. Ever. )
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dean/Cas
Word Count: ~1300
Warnings: CRACK. Also a superhero!AU wherein they totally fight crime. Kind of. In a fashion.
Prompt: From theyfightcrime.org: "He's a fiendish misogynist waffle chef on the wrong side of the law. [He]'s an orphaned cigar-chomping pearl diver with only [him]self to blame. They fight crime!"
Summary: After the death of their sidekick, Cas has fled from Dean and his life of crimefighting to work in a Waffle House in Bumfuck, Indiana. This career path is about as satisfying as it sounds.
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( No Waffle House has ever been glamorous. Ever. )
